All Time Low Live in Manila
- Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!
- Crowd: HEYYYY!
- Alex: Everybody say….wait….everybody say ALL TIME LOW!
- Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!
- Alex: Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
- Crown: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
- Alex: It’s True!
- Jack: Fuck you, Alex!
- Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!
- Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!
- Alex: I said, HEEEEYYY!
- Crowd: HEEEEYYY!
- Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
- Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
- (Repeat again)
- Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!
- Crowd: HEEEYYY!
- (Repeat again)
- Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
- Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
- Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY!
- *laughs*
- Jack: You know, dude. I cant start this next song till you guys chant something that i wanna hear
- Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?
- Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.
- Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
- Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
- Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
- Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
- Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER
- Crowd: THEY WIL LIKE YOU BETTER.
- Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!
- (Alex picked up a G-string)
- Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!
- Alex: (shows jack the g-string) HEY! your underwear came off! whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!!
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